We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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