So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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