I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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