I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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