Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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