just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
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