Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I got chris browned last night
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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