I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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