Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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