College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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