So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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