You're so nebulous sometimes
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
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i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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