no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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