? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
as a side note pls kill me
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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