Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
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I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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