bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
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It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
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I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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