I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Randomize