i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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