I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
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Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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