That's when you crack a 10am beer
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
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as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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