She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
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Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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