this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
She just used a chaser for red wine.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
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I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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