So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
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I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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