i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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