a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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