have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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