So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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