You can't special order awesome
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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