the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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