My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
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The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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