Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
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Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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