There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
now i know why i became what i already was.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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