No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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