Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
handjob tips. give me some.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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