Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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