So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
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I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
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You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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