check it out our google latitudes are spooning
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
