there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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