because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
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You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
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They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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