he shaved USA in his pubs
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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