I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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