Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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