Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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