Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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