I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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