TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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