What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Randomize
