from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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