Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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