We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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