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Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.

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Man I wish I had been there

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Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.

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(314): Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours. (1-314): Man I wish I had been there (314): Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again. http://tfl.nu/g53a

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(408): View more from California

she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again

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(408): she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again http://tfl.nu/k557

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(509): View more from Washington

Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin

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was*

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True, R.I.P.

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(509): Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin (253): was* (509): True, R.I.P. http://tfl.nu/u2pm

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(815): View more from Illinois

i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.

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(815): i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed. http://tfl.nu/wp0k

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.

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(201): i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms. http://tfl.nu/0e58

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck

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(401): you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck http://tfl.nu/4wd4

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(214): View more from Texas

I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.

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(214): I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall. http://tfl.nu/zz1u

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(573): View more from Missouri

officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.

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(573): officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street. http://tfl.nu/ajuf

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(503): View more from Oregon

no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.

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(503): no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week. http://tfl.nu/b65a

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(712): View more from Iowa

in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.

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(712): in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am. http://tfl.nu/pxzm

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(312): View more from Illinois

I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.

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(312): I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises. http://tfl.nu/7cml

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(602): View more from Arizona

Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick

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(602): Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick http://tfl.nu/rl3u

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(512): View more from Texas

We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."

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(512): We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get." http://tfl.nu/dl94

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(574): View more from Indiana

IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.

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YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.

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NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.

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(574): IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH. (971): YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH. (574): NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE. http://tfl.nu/j0cd

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(217): View more from Illinois

2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs

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(217): 2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs http://tfl.nu/f8qu

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