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• (435): View more from Utah

  oh god the rape fog is back!

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms

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  Oh God

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  I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"

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• (509): View more from Washington

  We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.

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• (646): View more from New York

  The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.

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  Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"

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