idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
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She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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