Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
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we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
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You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.